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Monday, September 17, 2012

What happens when a gnome gets down?

I’m occupied

All’s I wanted
Was some private time
To think about that little lady’s
Sweet behind

Got into a right nice groove
She’s so hot
I’ll explode if I move

Close the fucking door!
Can’t you see…
I’m occupied

Chris McQueeney    9/17/12    9:26 P.M.

It isn't often that I am moved to humor when I write poetry, If you feel slightly violated and offended...good that works for me  ;-)


christopher said...

:D Not offended. neener neener neener.

Brian Miller said...

haha....kick the door shut and let him get his business done...smiles...but i tell you its probably the dame in the birdbath that has caught his eye...

kj said...

Aha! So that's where you are!

The title of this is hilarious :-)


Ben Ditty said...

Occupied by AWESOME ;-)

Anna Montgomery said...

Haha, wait, I do feel violated :).

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Nadja Notariani said...

Bwahahah. Absolutely hilarious...yet terrible. *guffaws in spite of awkward disgust/discomfort* (Can't help myself...unrepentent laugh-o-holic) Gnomes should never, never, never be thought of in this manner. Jeepers!