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Saturday, May 17, 2014

Dumb Joker

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"
Laughing to himself he then says "your to dumb to answer anyway."
To which the horse replys "now see here you ignorant schmuck if we let you humans know we could talk you would never shut the fuck up...all we want is for you to hurry up get on, have your little ride, then get the fuck off. Just shut the fuck up pour me a burban and lite me a cigarette; a cowboy rode me all day and finally got exausted!"

Chris McQueeney 

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