I find this a bit offensive

Candy bitch

Tricks and treats

Give me that fucking

Candy bitch

So I can have

Something good to eat

None of this

What do you have to say

Bullshit

Just give

It up

The fucking candy in

The fucking bag

No you can’t tell

What I am

Because I didn’t even try

I’m not that guy

All I’m saying

Is give me

The fucking candy

And shut the fuck up

All your friends think

you are a dick anyway

Happy fucking Halloween

Chris McQueeney